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Dear Fellow Business Owners
 
As a business owner who employs 30 people, I have  resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama will  be our next President, and that my taxes and fees will go up.
 
To compensate for these increases I figure that the Customer will have to see an increase in my fees to them of about 8%. I will also have to lay off six of my employees. This really bothered me as I believe we are family here and didn’t know how to choose who will have to go.

So this is what I did. I strolled through the parking lot and found that six employees have Obama bumper stickers on their cars. I have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off.
 
I can’t think of another fair way to approach this problem. If you have a better idea, let me know.